01/02/2024 / By S.D. Wells
What if on Halloween you guessed someone’s costume wrong at a work party and it got you fired from your job and sued for mis-costuming them? Similarly, what if a person wants to be ambiguous about their gender identity, then are other people at fault for not knowing the “right” one? That doesn’t seem fair, right? After all, these gender-confused liberals are also the ones who are trying to confuse everyone and have dozens of names for their tricky profile, even though nobody is ever allowed to “label” them, or face being accused of hate speech and hate crimes. There’s gender expansive, differently gendered, gender creative (imagine that!), gender variant, genderqueer, nonbinary, agender, genderfluid, gender neutral, bigender, androgynous and gender diverse. Who could possibly keep up?
Gender fluid is the most insane of them all, because it means that the person can switch back-and-forth, back-and-forth, from gender to gender, at any given second, so even if you call them by the “right” pronoun, it could instantly switch back, and they could accuse you of breaking the Liberal law of misgendering through hate speech. So don’t ever get one wrong!
But wait, many Americans may recall the Saturday Night Live skit about “Pat” the person nobody could figure out if it was a male or female, and the laugh track and live audience just giggled and chuckled each time the confusion set in for those around gender-ambiguous “Pat.”
It just so happens that the Department of Homeland Security here in the United States is led by Chief Alejandro Mayorkas, who is literally WARNING agents to never “mis-gender” illegal aliens that are flooding the border, breaking laws and invading our Republic.
Never mind if those immigrants are criminals, rapists, burglars, child traffickers, murderers, communists from China, or even known terrorists, just be sure NOT to call a biological man dressed as a woman “mister” or a biological woman dressed as a man “miss.” How offensive! Arrest that American who doesn’t care about the feelings of a sex-crazed cross-dressing tranny who’s trying to confuse everyone about its gender.
You may recall when all of social media went ballistic claiming “Baby, it’s cold outside” were offensive lyrics and nobody should tolerate the bigotry and hate any more. Now you’ve got Satan-worshipping drag queens in thongs with fake breasts the size of Wisconsin who strip for dollars in front of kids and toddlers, trying to dance with them and read them stories at daycare centers across the country. Nothing wrong there. Sure.
Instead of securing the US border and arresting rapists and child traffickers, the CCP-compromised Biden Regime is going after anyone who calls a gender-confused sex-nut the wrong pronoun. To the O’biden communists, this is a high crime worthy of jail time and heavy fines.
Meanwhile, DHS “Chief” Mayorkas demands we all be “respectful” and learn Spanish or Mandarin as soon as possible, so we can ask the illegal immigrants their preferred pronouns. Teachers across America in Liberal-run schools are being fired for calling a disguised binary by the wrong pronoun, even as many gender-disguised teens WANT to confuse everyone and are trying their best to do just that. Everyone apologize for realizing a dude in a dress with clown makeup piled on is still a dude. What’s next, the deportation of any American citizen who calls an illegal immigrant cross-dresser by the wrong pronoun?
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